Raise your right leg
Hold on
Higher
Good, hold it right there
open your mouth
look happy
look happy and slide it in your mouth
I bit it off, sorry
Yours did not come off, we're fine
Keep it up
Try leaning your head this way
Better
OK, that's enough
OK, stop
Let's try using a finger
Put a finger into your mouth
Like this?
I guess so
That's good
Cover Girl Tess Tickles on 10 Best Ways to lick them
I'm so happy today
to be the special guest in Passion Magazine's 100th issue
I've grown up with Passion Magazine
From the very first issue they published
I will give my best to everyone
You look like you've never disrobed in your life
Wait!
Do it when we're on the bus, not here
I love Hong Kong!
I love you
Distinguished guests, readers of Passion
We're going to begin
Before we start tonight's program
We have a flag
to present to publisher Andy
And deputy publisher John
Ladies and gentlemen, our chairman
Mr. Kan
OK, now our let's welcome our leading men
Andy and John
OK, now let's have Mr. Kan present
Words of thanks from the sex industry
Thank you
Thank you!
It should be us thanking you really
Photo's please
OK
Thank you, Mr. Kan
thank you very much
OK, now we hand it over to our VIP's!
Tingting is full of surprises
Her pubic hair long enough to reach the ground
When she lies down
her pubic hair escapes her underwears
you can use hair gel to control them
Tingting, has a pair of pink nipples
you can squeeze it all you want
She lives on #59 Tsuen Wan Avenue
Waiting for you to contribute your sperm
Hold each other tight
Let her suck on your dick
Swallow it whole, Come in her mouth
Tingting has no fear
Tingting offers 3-course set
Waiting for you in her apartment
She lives in #59 Tsuen Wan Avenue
Do what you want to do with her
Hello everyone
I am your host Kiki
From this issue on
Passion Magazine will have an on pack VCD
Cut!
Andy, I'll leave now if everything's ok
Bye
Bye Bye
Can we leave now?
Give me another 10 minutes
It feels so good
Give me the VCD
Can't take it anymore
I killed her?
How is it Doctor?
Nothing serious for now
She has low blood pressure
Get her for a full physical exam tomorrow
I'll write you a reference letter
Sorry, doctor
Are you really a doctor?
You've never met a pretty doctor before?
You ok?
Of course I'm not
You're not?
What's wrong?
Terminal illness
Doc...
Forget about it, I know what's wrong
The doctor said I'm in terminal stage
I could die anytime
You're kidding I mean it
Did you get a close inspection?
What did the doctor say a while ago?
It was very clear
Why would I faint if everything was ok?
But the doctor said it was nothing serious
What's your illness called?
It's called... terminal illness
Will you treat me better
right before I die?
Will you?
Why?
I missed you so much
Tess Tickles, Lewd Lily
Tess Tickles, Titty Bird
Tess Tickles
Your Tess Tickles wins by a huge margin
Quit mentioning it in front of Fanny
If you do that again, I'm going to hit you
I don't know, you pick the lucky winner
Isn't it a bit dangerous
what if we picked an SM freak?
Well, doesn't she face that danger everyday in her work?
But the one night stand with the cover girl was our idea
We're responsible for anything that might go wrong
Let's fake this, why don't you go?
Fanny's going to see me
Fine, let her run the risk of meeting an SM freak
Or just get disembodied at some point
You think if we pixelize my face
Will Fanny still recognize me?
Why don't you get an instant photo
Then pixelize your look
Then ask Fanny if she knew
who it was
Right!
Thanks
I don't think she'll recognize my face with pixels
Maybe Calvin should do it, he doesn't have a girlfriend
Sorry, was I late for long?
You getting married?
Your eyes ok?
Nothing, the sunlight was just too bright
You spent much time arranging this look?
I did... is it ok?
It looks good, definitely
OK, let's do it
OK
You two stand apart
OK, back up a little
You're too stiff
Relax a little
What the hell, you have a boner?
You've never seen a woman before?
Right...
You look too tight, lady
I mean your face, not your lower body
Relax, that's right
When I say 'Action' just run towards each other
OK?
Let's go
Action!
Does that work?
What are you doing?
This sucks
Just like that
Hold her and spin
Don't stop till I say so
So happy... so wonderful
Chupa chups?
Calvin! What did you buy?
I said to buy flowers
You said to get corny stuff
You look corny enough
Whatever, take this thing here
And kneel on the ground before you give it to her
Just look really stupid, ok?
Remember to shoot the background
The uglier the better
As kitsch as possible
Ready, start when I say 'Action'
Ready, get set...
Wait
Ms Tess Yeah?
You're a working girl, show some poise
Sorry
There you go, thanks
Ready...
Action!
Look happy, yes, relax
Perfect
She looks happier than you do
You looked like you just ate shit
I've never had a man walk on the beach with me before
I'm actually quite old fashioned
I like having a man walk on the beach with me
Where do you go when you dated your ex?
Nowhere, just somewhere dark to have sex
Lots of groping and humping
And then, Tess discovered
the hidden champagne bottle from her fan
Ouch! What the fuck?
Tess is so moved
What is it? And they kiss
It's a bottle of champagne
Kiss!
Kiss now
OK
Right
Romantically look at each other while you toast
Fine
OK, don't drink too much
Put it down, pick up a strawberry
Correct...
Then suck on it
Don't look at me, look at her
Suck the fruit, suck it
Enjoy it like you're sucking her...
Then feed her
Enough, feed her now
Exactly
Look entranced
Don't open your mouth too wide
Don't think it's your regular...
there you go... right...
OK, leave them, shoot me instead
OK, after they enjoyed their bottle of champagne
Keep moving, don't still
OK, after they enjoyed the champagne
The lucky reader finally gets to enter the room
we prepared for him and Tess Tickles
We hid over a hundred condoms near the bed
Our guessing game for this issue is
How many condoms will our lucky reader use up?
The answer will be revealed on the next issue
Wanna play paper, rock, scissors?
Get in there!
OK, as to what happens after they entered the room
Only heaven knows
Remember to write back and guess how many rounds they got to
Done
Was that ok?
I'm fine with it
Remember, you are the lucky reader tonight
Everything in that room is yours
Have fun
I thought it was all an act?
If you want to leave now
You can go
If you want me to stop, just say so
Lower... lower
No...
Lower... no
in the middle
Perfect
Middle, perfect
I did not know that my entire body
could turn into a sex organ
What?
I think I've gone mad
I'm tired, can you hold me while I sleep?
Aren't you tired watching these discs
Wait...
Why is that guy's face pixelized?
We have to protect readers' identities
Then again
He looks like you
Like me? No way, I've seen him
Seriously, his body size
is the same as yours
Look at that nose
It's the same
You can see that through the pixels?
Yes, just do it like this
Squint like that and you'll see it
Yeah? Isn't it?
I'm suddenly feeling something... What?
I have an urge
Tell me, doesn't he look like you?
Hello
I'm Fanny, you asleep?
Barely
Sorry
I have something to tell you
Wait
What is it?
Nothing really
I'm not sure if I'm a little paranoid
I felt like since John started the magazine
He's been very different
Different like how?
Well, it's like this...
I can't stand it...
Where did you learn what you just did?
I... just experimented on the stuff I write about
Experimenting? Felt more like you've practiced
Really?
Well, let's try that one more time
He insists that he's never tried it with others
How am I supposed to believe that
You're being paranoid, doesn't do any good to anyone
I know, but I can't help it
Now every time we do it
I just can't get myself into the mood
Paying too much attention on his "moves"
See how different it is with before
I'm going crazy
Well, how about you and Andy?
Aren't you worried?
If there is anything fishy, no use worrying over it
Mind telling us if you've ever crossed the line?
You mean to indulge in that lifestyle?
Off the record, I won't write about it
Just purely out of interest
I'd be lying if I said we never did
I'm not a saint, can't fight temptation
Besides saints don't publish porn magazines
They write bibles and holy books
I'd like to use your toilet for a second
I'm bursting
Who are you?
I'll tell you in a bit, thanks
Here's your money back, also I'd like to buy your flat
It's ours, you shouldn't have to do this
I just want to prove that I can take care of you
I bought your favorite dish home for dinner
Who screwed up this contract?
Even has drawings
Where's John?
I've told you maybe a billion times before
Don't use this color for the cover
Are you deaf?
Told you not to write about Fantasy of The Spooky Kind
We're a porn publication
We're not X-files
Stop fooling around
It has nothing to do with our magazine
I know Pam left you
What did you say about Pam?
Stop right there
Fuck you!
Stop!
You said something about Pamela, right?
You've turned your girlfriend into a paranoid
Why did you have to bring me down?
Now my girlfriend's gone
You're blaming me?
Tell me...
What now?
Why are you being quiet?
Fine
Say it, come on
Stay out of this
Say it
You really want to hear?
Why am I always playing second fiddle to you?
Who started you on Fat Dragon & Boney Jones
Your deputy
We started Passion Magazine as partners
You're the publisher and I'm the deputy
Up yours, your deputy?
You've never said you wanted to be the publisher
I'm too nice and educated for that
Oh really, since you're too nice and educated
then quit writing about pornography
Why care about becoming a publisher?
You're too nice to be even the deputy
Since you're that educated
Why do you fool around with a masseuse
What did you say?
I quit, you do this on your own
Honestly speaking, I've always liked you
You may not know this
Andy's all talk
He's noting without you supporting him
Passion Magazine was your idea, I knew that
He can say whatever he wants outside
You don't have to care about that
I feel so bad for you
Sorry for being very frank
I've predicted you two to go separate ways early on
I've published fortune telling books
You asked to meet me to bash my ex partner
Not really, I don't have that much free time
John, you're a smart kid
You should know I want to be in business with you again
You should have no doubt about my passion for publishing
I'm sure if you start your own porn magazine
You can beat Passion Magazine easily
There's an old Chinese Saying
Friendships thrive on hard times, not in good times
Do you agree with that?
Ever regretted starting a porn magazine?
From the moment we set out to do this
I've never regretted it
How much have you lost since you started this?
Never counted my losses, and not starting now either
But let me tell you
You must have a bottom line in everything you do
Bottom Line?
You have bottom line in porn publications as well?
Let me tell you, anything you do
you have to set a bottom line for yourself
Sometimes the only thing that can save your ass...
...is this bottom line
Boss, is that a new magazine?
Yup, just arrived
I'll buy this one thanks
The rivals meet!
Do we still want to bathe then?
Certainly? Why the hell not?
You guys haven't spoken in a while, go ahead
Come over here
You two have a thing against each other
Why don't you fight over it?
Fight over it
What the fuck do you want?
Punch him
Looks like we have a winner
That fast? Hard to believe?
Didn't think you'd fight this well
When you have the time, try it on me
Has he thrown a temper tantrum yet today?
Andy, I've quit my day job as a TV reporter
I've decided to go to the US to study Theology
We formed this partnership
not only to make money
But also to have fun
I feel this magazine is a runaway train
We've had fun working with each other
Utterly immoral
Do you believe in karma?
Do you understand?
I'm leaving
Mike...
Why are you still here?
Cindy, can you place an order
for a Pizza for just you and me
He's leaving soon
Leave
Just go
Get out of here
What do you want?
I said to order a pizza, don't you want to eat?
If you don't, I do
The ones I need are gone, only the useless stayed
What do you want?
I'll give you back your share
Don't go Idiot
Don't leave... I don't have any friends anymore
Please don't go
I'm begging you
You two were the best of friends
He should know you didn't mean to punch him
I didn't think it would come to this
Just tell him that you're sorry
This time it's all over
At least it was good coming to see you
I know why men look for hookers
There are certain thing...
that men can't resolve with their own women
Thanks
I just upped my price again
How much?
We're friends, forget about these
I charge you the old price
Keep it
Why did you have to jazz up this place like this?
You're just a solo hooker
I did
spend over a million bucks refurbishing
You told me to work hard, remember?
You know, I really am
Hong Kong's most popular solo hooker now
I'm doing very well
Just the other day, 2 TV station interviewed me even
I have something for you, hang on
I bought this from an old guy
for HK$3,000
Thanks
We're friends, remember?
Have you seen my telephone bill?
What?
Phone bill
Never saw it, look for it yourself
Is it beside the computer?
Found it yet?
Why did you stick with Kiki?
Your girlfriend Pamela was really good
Why didn't you attempt to win her back?
I'm not sure I know why
Maybe...
She was just too good for me
I don't understand, can you elaborate?
She was too good for me, I'm a man
When I'm with her
I feel...
I mean, I'd really want...
to have a woman I can rescue
Or maybe...
a not so normal woman
Frankly speaking, I didn't understand that
But I'll write it down
Sometimes it's really strange
You know quite well who you love
But you choose to let her go against your wishes
I'm not sure I know how to say it
The police started what they called
Operation: Fire Lily
Sweeping through over a hundred prostitution dens
Forcibly closing down several porn magazines
And arresting several publishers and editors-in-chief
The officer in charge is SP Cheung
He claims this operation will be stepped up
John just got arrested
Where are you going?
Back to the office
For what?
So they can come arrest me?
The police have combed through
Night clubs, motels and massage parlors
Among the arrested are illegal immigrants
and to date more
than 120 individuals have been brought in for investigation
Everyone leave, the cops will be here any minute
I'm not joking
Just go now
How can I leave you like this?
We're partners
If I get arrested, I'll need you to post bail for me
Thanks
Who's in charge here?
I am
I have collected twenty stamps, can I exchange for the gift?
Wait there
Here's an electric dildo
I just pulled it out from my ass
It's yours if you want it
There are tons of magazines here, you can take them too
This entire office is yours if you want it
20 stamps!
SP Cheung, I'm Andy
If you want to arrest me, get it over with
Who said anything about arresting you?
You closed down every other magazine, why not mine?
Because you have a higher bottom line, kid
You never took bribes
If you did, the accounting books from the night spots will show
In other words, under the table transactions
John never takes these kinds of payments
Not sure if he ever did
But his name was in the books
Maybe someone took it for him
He's the magazine's publisher
editor-in-chief and chief writer
Of course they arrested him and not me
Those weren't bribes, they were advertising fees
Nothing is free in this world
Doesn't mean you've got high moral standards if you don't take
Just means you're stupid
What?
What proof have you got that I took the money?
The money was deposited under the Lust Magazine account
John's got no choice but to take this hit
Tell him to wise up in his next life!
Andy, you're a much smarter person
I actually like you better
I have a new idea for us to work together
It's a brand new idea, for real!
Let's work together
What? Think I'm scared of you?
Mano o mano!
Thank you, Attorney Ho
We're ok for now
Call me if you need me
I'm leaving for now, bye
Bye
I told Fanny not to come
Isn't it the day that Passion comes out?
Remember what we did on the eve of the first issue?
Do you remember? I do
After you left
Sales for Passion really wasn't as good as before
Sir, we're closing for the day
My treat
No, make it my treat
I'm leaving the porn business
Got an offer from Taiwan to do a Film Magazine
Long time, no see
Yes
I didn't want to tell you...
that I'm not going to do porn magazines anymore
I'm going to Taiwan to start a film magazine there
When do you leave?
Tomorrow
That fast?
I thought about it for a while
Good
What's good?
Good for you
Tell me your real name, please?
Tess Chow
Not Guangdon mixed with Portuguese blood
More like Guangxi mixed with Portuguese
I'm 28 years old
Vital stats are 35, 23.5, 34
I have a daughter
Her father's my ex boyfriend
She just turned 6
What else do you want to know?
Nothing else
Anything you want to know about me?
Apart from blow, lick, swallow and spit
Nothing else I want to know in here
In order for you to blow well
Did you have to use real feeling?
Well, feel it and you'll know
Take only what is necessary, I'll be back end of the month
Why do you keep this issue?
What?
I don't know
Why?
I'm asking you
Tell me truthfully
Ever since you started that magazine, ever cheated on me?
Never
Swear?
Swear
You never changed in all these years?
Not really, if any at all it's just little things
Like?
I don't have sex with hookers before, now I do
I've become friends with triad members, changed girlfriends
And friends?
Have you seen John since you parted ways that morning?
No
Even no contact with him at all?
Not at all
If you see him again
What would be the first thing you say to him?
Sorry
Because he is the...
the best friend I have ever known
I have a secret to reveal
Your best friend is here today
I have one thing to say
I owe you this
Sorry
Sorry...
Ready, Three, two, one